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Saturday 15 March 2014

25 Questions Tag!

Haven't updated in a while so I thought I would do this:
1. Do you have any pets? - Yes, I have a dog (A weimaraner), a African grey parrot, fish and a Russian Tortoise
2. Name 3 things that are physically close to you. - My bed, food, and my tortoise
3. What's the weather like right now? - Sunny :OO
4. Do you drive? If so have you crashed? - No, I don't drive. But if I did I probably would've crashed
5. What time did you wake up this morning? - Around 11, that's early for me. Normally wake up at 1pm
6. When was the last time you showered? - I don't have a shower in my house, only a bath. I bathed yesterday
7. What was the last movie you saw? - 10 things I hate about you... NETFLIX IS MY LIFE
8. What does your last text message say? - Lol, Idek. Most probably "hey"
9. What's your ringtone? - Idk...
10. Have you ever been to a different country? - Yep
11. Do you like sushi? - Never tried it, but the thought of raw fish makes me cringe. Ew
12. Where do you buy your groceries? - Tesco most the time
13. Have you ever taken medication to help you fall asleep faster? - Yep
14. How many siblings do you have? - 1 Brother
15. Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop? - Laptop
16. How old will you be turning on your next birthday? - 14
17. Do you wear contacts or glasses? - None
18. Do you color your hair? - Yeah, naturally blonde but I dyed it brown
19. Tell me something you are planning to do today. - Stay on the computer...
20. When was the last time you cried? - Hmm, I don't normally cry so idk
21. What is your perfect pizza topping? - Cheese, cheese, cheese and CHEESE! I love cheese
22. Which do you prefer-hamburgers or cheeseburgers? - Cheeseburgers, duh
23. Have you ever had an all-nighter? - Yep, I do an all-nighter most nights. I don't sleep
24. What is your eye color? - Blue
25. Can you taste the difference between Pepsi and Coke? - Surprisingly, yes!

So that's it. I hope you liked it :)
Buh'byee

Saturday 15 February 2014

The Fabulizer

Meh, I'm not one bit creative and stole this idea from Pewdiepie
I have a thing for photo-shopping people. But my photo-shopping skills are so horrendous that they suck...
But I do enjoy doing it and taking the mick out of my own work. I mean look at this
It is a mixture of these two photos


There is also just a random transparent heart tattoo I put on it.
...
So, fabulizing people is my hobby...
Buh'bye, while I go fabulize the shit out of someone
Pewdiepie's Fabulizer video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQuXwdl6k10

Friday 14 February 2014

Valentine's day

Happy Valentine's day guys!
...
I don't like Valentine's day OK. I have my reasons. I prefer Pancake day over Valentine's day, I mean why spend money on someone when you can spend money on food! I know what I would do (Hint; it includes food). All these 12 year olds in my school just getting with someone for gifts, what is wrong with them, like dafuq bro!?
And then they are all like "Aw, I love my boii<3". No! you don't. Your brains aren't fully developed till you are 25, all your feelings are fake. You love cake, no it's just lust, you love MSP, no it's just lust, you love your family, you sick little fuck.
Believe it or not it;s true, everything you feel is just lust. You won't feel any proper/real emotion until you are around 25.
So please, shut the fuck up with these statuses "Spending the day with my boii xx" "Going out with my boy <333" "Aww, I love my boii so much, love you hun <333 xx". These statuses make me cringe, like ew love.
Anyway, Happy Valentine's day. I hope most of you couples have a romantic night (Even if your love is just lust)

Friday 24 January 2014

Justin Bieber ; ARRESTED!

Ok, I am here to rant about Justin Bieber ( I am prepared for hate >.<). I don't understand that just because he is "Justin Bieber" he can get away with things. Any other human being would be in jail after all the things he has done. So I have decided to make a list of all the things he has done wrong in the past year or 2:

  • He called a fan a whale because of her size (I would of killed the bastard on the spot if he said that to me)
  • He SPAT on his FANS (What celebrity even does that to their fans)
  • He arrived late (on purpose) to one of his concerts on a school night
  • He made his fans cut when he was caught smoking drugs (#Cut4Bieber)
  • He dragged raced in Miami while intoxicated with alcohol
  • He urinated in a mop bucket in a restaurant (Think about it, it could be Justin Biebers piss all over that restaurants floor now, ew)
  • He urinated his initial in snow (Ew, yet again)
  • He egged his neighbours house (WTF, who does that)
  • He made his body guards act like slaves and carried him all the way up The Great Wall of China
  • After being told to drive carefully by his neighbour, he spat in their face and threatend he would kill them (OMG, he was just concerned yet he had to act they a douche)
  • He refused to pay someone because he was "Justin Bieber)
Okay, I am fucking serious now. When do we banish him from earth. He should be arrested!

I made this post because I commented on this forum *Click to enlarge*

Friday 17 January 2014

15 Facts About Me! ;)

*Marcus Butler's voice* Helloooo,
I just thought since most of you guys probably don't know much about me I would do a "15 facts about me" tag. Well, here it is :
  1. My name is Tegan
  2. I am 13 years old
  3. One of my favourite artists is Michael Buble
  4. I am Welsh
  5. I am a Youtube addict
  6. Pewdiepie, It'sGrace, Josh Hutcherson, One Direction & Michael Buble are my life
  7. Food is my favourite part of the day
  8. I read fanfiction (AND I AM PROUD)
  9. My OTP (One True Pairing) is Narry (Harry Styles & Niall Horan)
  10. I have a pet tortoise.
  11. I have a younger brother
  12. I am a girl
  13. I have a crush on a fictional character (Damn you Peeta Mellark)
  14. I cried after reading The Faults In Our Stars
  15. I just loooove the internet
Well, there we go. It's probably really boring since there is seriously nothing fascinating about me

Wednesday 15 January 2014

Locked out, yet again!

If you guys didn't know my X-heyhey-X account has been locked out. I didn't long ago get locked out for something I will admit is wrong. But now I have gotten locked out for 3 days for something I posted about 2 months ago!
Ok, Tiegsxox is my instagram name. I bet most of you reading this will think "Yeah, thats wrong. I don't know what you are complaining about you did deserve it". Well guess what? It's my choice whether I want to give my Instagram name out. It could be just an MSP Insta with pictures from MSP. You have no right to lock me out for this shit! Whoever the pathetic bitch that locked me out, I hope she/he gets locked out and grows up! IT'S MY DECISION NOT YOURS. I'm sorry I'm just pissed. You see I got elite VIP for a month and it runs out soon and I want to make the most of it. But guess what, now I can't. I am so angry I could kill a bitch.
BTW GUYS : If you wanted to know I will be on my brothers account, kayle25, for now on until I get unlocked.

Tuesday 14 January 2014

New levels

Hey guys!
The new levels came today and I just wanted to know what you think about them? I have seen forums about people wanting there to be only 25 levels not a 100 but there are others who love the new levels.
Personally, I don't really care. I have never thought much about my level and just spend my time on forums. I don't judge people by their levels where as I know some people do. They are just numbers to me.
Yeah, so I went up 5 levels today. I was originally level 12 but now I am level 17. How much did you level up??

Saturday 11 January 2014

MSP Rant

- I am prepared for hate!

  1. Mailtime - Mailtime is just a scam for gifts and wishys that desperate people do.
  2. "Give me an auto or your deleted" "Watch and comment on my movie or you deleted" - Just delete me, I don't care. I'm not being threatened to watch your movies or give you autos
  3. False claims - I hate it so much when people say they are quitting and no one can stop them but end up staying. I especially hate it when people say "Give me a wishy/gift or I will quit"
  4. "Hot or not" "Ugly or Pretty" - I hate forums like these, calling someone ugly could lower their self confidence and self esteem. Even if it is a avatar, it still hurts.
  5. "Oh no I got gotten my pxriod" forums - For starters, no one wants to know that. Go tell your mum or who ever is looking after you. Oh wait, your home alone with your brother... too bad.
  6. Life stories forums - Ok, this might be just me but I hate it when people share their life story. I just find it annoying for some reason.
  7. Users! - Don't just add me just because you are expecting me to give you wishys. I feel so used because that is what most of my friends see me as, I am not Santa Claus!
  8. H^ckers - There is no such thing as h^ckers, OK?! They are just people that guess your password.
  9. "Your all vermin" "Peasants" forums - Just stop, OK?! These forums are so annoying and so old. Can't you come up with a better way to annoy people.
  10. Crayola - Stop with the crayola comments on forums. They are annoying! In my opinion the people that do them are just trying desperately to become a famous forummer, but it never works -__-
  11. " 1 + 1 = " - I hate these so much, especially when they say the answer is not 2 -___-

    There is probably so much more I am missing out but these are the ones are bug me the most

Wednesday 8 January 2014

Sick

I'm ill...so ill -cries- I hate being ill, the only good thing about it is missing school.
I'm just making this post just to see if anyone can point out any flaws with my blog. If there is something you don't like, please comment underneath what it is. I won't be offended.

Saturday 4 January 2014

The Fault In Our Stars

Heres the plot for my new movie "The Fault In Our Stars" (otherwise known as TFIOS). This was all copied and pasted off Wikipedia because I'm too lazy to write it.

BTW JOHN GREEN WROTE THIS BOOK AND LET ME TELL YOU I OWN ALL OF HIS BOOKS AND I LOVED THEM ALL. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND JOHN GREENS BOOK!


Sixteen year-old Hazel Grace Lancaster is forced by her parents to attend a support group for children living with cancer. Hazel was diagnosed with Stage 4 Thyroid cancer with metastasis forming in her lungs when she was 13, but has managed to live with her disease thanks to doses of an experimental drug called Phalanxifor. Hazel finished high school early, and has already begun to pursue a college education. Isaac, a friend, also attends the support group. Isaac lost his eye to cancer at a young age and has just learned that he must have the other removed, which will result in permanent loss of vision. Isaac is close friends with Augustus "Gus" Waters, a former basketball player who lost his right leg to osteosarcoma, and is in remission. Hazel meets Augustus through Isaac at the support group. After support group ends, Augustus and Hazel talk for some time, during which Augustus recommends a movie. Hazel says that she will check it out. Augustus wants her to come with him and watch it now at his house. After some banter, she agrees and tells her mom, who had been waiting for Hazel to make friends, that she will be going to Augustus' house. After meeting Augustus' parents, they take a tour of the basement, where they discuss Hazel's interests. Augustus decides to read An Imperial Affliction, Hazel's favorite book (as long as Hazel reads the novelization of his favorite video game) and he becomes almost as obsessed with it as she is. In addition to countless text messages and phone calls between the two, Hazel and Augustus begin to spend more time together.
As their relationship deepens, Hazel begins to feel herself pulling away from Augustus. Augustus had saved his wish from "The Genies" (a fictionalized version of the Make a Wish Foundation), and wants to use it to fly himself and Hazel to AmsterdamNetherlands to meet Peter van Houten, the reclusive alcoholic author of An Imperial Affliction. While she is overjoyed by the proposal, Hazel decides that she does not want to pursue a relationship with Augustus, so that she can minimize the pain her eventual death will cause him, as Augustus lost his former girlfriend, Caroline Mathers, to cancer.
Hazel realizes that she sees herself as a grenade, and her tearful admission of this scares her parents, although they do their best to comfort her. After waking up in agony due to pain in her head, Hazel is admitted to the hospital with serious pneumonia. During her week of convalescence, Augustus visits several times, without her knowledge, and informs her that he cares about her more than he worries about the pain she could cause him. After her release, she realizes she's in love with him, and after some consultation with her doctors, she is cleared to fly to Amsterdam with Augustus and her mother to meet van Houten.
On their first night in Amsterdam, they are treated to an elaborate meal, courtesy of van Houten. Their meeting with the author goes less smoothly, as it emerges that Lidewij, his assistant, set it up without his full knowledge in the hopes that it would inspire him to give up alcohol and write again. Van Houten is very disrespectful and nasty to the teens, and is unable to answer their questions. Totally appalled, by their reception, Hazel and Augustus leave van Houten's house, accompanied by a disgusted Lidewij. She takes them to the Anne Frank house, where they kiss to an applause from the people around them. Later that night, they made love.
Afterwards, Augustus reveals that his cancer has returned and has metastasized to several other parts of his body. Devastated, Hazel becomes heartbroken, but Augustus promises to fight for her. Even though he starts an aggressive treatment regimen when they return home, he is not expected to survive long. The romance continues through pain, struggle, and incredibly odd circumstances. Shortly before he dies, he asks Hazel and Isaac to conduct a pre-funeral for him, so that he can hear how they will memorialize him; Isaac takes the opportunity to roast him.
Eight days later, Augustus dies. Soon there is a funeral where Hazel meets van Houten, who traveled to America to be there. He reveals that he had a daughter who died of cancer several years ago. She provided the inspiration for Anna, the main character of An Imperial Affliction which was why van Houten was so affected seeing Hazel in Amsterdam, she reminded him of the years his daughter should have had.
As Hazel comes to terms with Augustus' death, she spends time with Isaac and is told that Augustus left something at his departure. Hazel searches and eventually finds a letter that Augustus wrote for van Houten, supposedly about the sequel to An Imperial Affliction, but actually a eulogy for Hazel. The novel ends with Hazel answering Augustus' letter by saying that she did in fact enjoy the infinity that he gave her within numbered days as much as he said he enjoyed his with her.

No more!

I have just finished putting the pictures of my MSP friends on the side. I am not putting any more on unless I do a friend page.
Some of them you can click on (such as samanthat.) If you do click on them it will lead you to their blog

Be on the side of my blog

I am too lazy to write this all over again so here's a picture *Click to enlarge*
I'm sorry for the shitty artbook. I'm just really tired and lazy

Banners

If you haven't noticed I have changed my blog banner. I'm not sure thou if I like my old one better. I also have an alternated banner for the one I am using right now which I don't know if I like better. So I decided to leave it up to you.
Just comment, A, B or C *Click to enlarge*
A:
 This one is my old one
B:
Alternated one
C:
One I am currently using




Friday 3 January 2014

Old Posts

My old posts are embarrassing asf.
Just to remind you at the time I was most probably 11 and had no clue what I was doing or saying. I have banned myself of Facebook due to my 11 year old self.

Happy New Year!!

Happy new year guys! Hope the new year will be great for you.
I haven't made a post on my blog in a long time (Because I'm addicted to a different blogging cite but shhh). I am planning on posting more on here and sorting out the HTML. That's my new years resolution anyway haha.