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Saturday 15 March 2014

25 Questions Tag!

Haven't updated in a while so I thought I would do this:
1. Do you have any pets? - Yes, I have a dog (A weimaraner), a African grey parrot, fish and a Russian Tortoise
2. Name 3 things that are physically close to you. - My bed, food, and my tortoise
3. What's the weather like right now? - Sunny :OO
4. Do you drive? If so have you crashed? - No, I don't drive. But if I did I probably would've crashed
5. What time did you wake up this morning? - Around 11, that's early for me. Normally wake up at 1pm
6. When was the last time you showered? - I don't have a shower in my house, only a bath. I bathed yesterday
7. What was the last movie you saw? - 10 things I hate about you... NETFLIX IS MY LIFE
8. What does your last text message say? - Lol, Idek. Most probably "hey"
9. What's your ringtone? - Idk...
10. Have you ever been to a different country? - Yep
11. Do you like sushi? - Never tried it, but the thought of raw fish makes me cringe. Ew
12. Where do you buy your groceries? - Tesco most the time
13. Have you ever taken medication to help you fall asleep faster? - Yep
14. How many siblings do you have? - 1 Brother
15. Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop? - Laptop
16. How old will you be turning on your next birthday? - 14
17. Do you wear contacts or glasses? - None
18. Do you color your hair? - Yeah, naturally blonde but I dyed it brown
19. Tell me something you are planning to do today. - Stay on the computer...
20. When was the last time you cried? - Hmm, I don't normally cry so idk
21. What is your perfect pizza topping? - Cheese, cheese, cheese and CHEESE! I love cheese
22. Which do you prefer-hamburgers or cheeseburgers? - Cheeseburgers, duh
23. Have you ever had an all-nighter? - Yep, I do an all-nighter most nights. I don't sleep
24. What is your eye color? - Blue
25. Can you taste the difference between Pepsi and Coke? - Surprisingly, yes!

So that's it. I hope you liked it :)
Buh'byee

Saturday 15 February 2014

The Fabulizer

Meh, I'm not one bit creative and stole this idea from Pewdiepie
I have a thing for photo-shopping people. But my photo-shopping skills are so horrendous that they suck...
But I do enjoy doing it and taking the mick out of my own work. I mean look at this
It is a mixture of these two photos


There is also just a random transparent heart tattoo I put on it.
...
So, fabulizing people is my hobby...
Buh'bye, while I go fabulize the shit out of someone
Pewdiepie's Fabulizer video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQuXwdl6k10

Friday 14 February 2014

Valentine's day

Happy Valentine's day guys!
...
I don't like Valentine's day OK. I have my reasons. I prefer Pancake day over Valentine's day, I mean why spend money on someone when you can spend money on food! I know what I would do (Hint; it includes food). All these 12 year olds in my school just getting with someone for gifts, what is wrong with them, like dafuq bro!?
And then they are all like "Aw, I love my boii<3". No! you don't. Your brains aren't fully developed till you are 25, all your feelings are fake. You love cake, no it's just lust, you love MSP, no it's just lust, you love your family, you sick little fuck.
Believe it or not it;s true, everything you feel is just lust. You won't feel any proper/real emotion until you are around 25.
So please, shut the fuck up with these statuses "Spending the day with my boii xx" "Going out with my boy <333" "Aww, I love my boii so much, love you hun <333 xx". These statuses make me cringe, like ew love.
Anyway, Happy Valentine's day. I hope most of you couples have a romantic night (Even if your love is just lust)

Friday 24 January 2014

Justin Bieber ; ARRESTED!

Ok, I am here to rant about Justin Bieber ( I am prepared for hate >.<). I don't understand that just because he is "Justin Bieber" he can get away with things. Any other human being would be in jail after all the things he has done. So I have decided to make a list of all the things he has done wrong in the past year or 2:

  • He called a fan a whale because of her size (I would of killed the bastard on the spot if he said that to me)
  • He SPAT on his FANS (What celebrity even does that to their fans)
  • He arrived late (on purpose) to one of his concerts on a school night
  • He made his fans cut when he was caught smoking drugs (#Cut4Bieber)
  • He dragged raced in Miami while intoxicated with alcohol
  • He urinated in a mop bucket in a restaurant (Think about it, it could be Justin Biebers piss all over that restaurants floor now, ew)
  • He urinated his initial in snow (Ew, yet again)
  • He egged his neighbours house (WTF, who does that)
  • He made his body guards act like slaves and carried him all the way up The Great Wall of China
  • After being told to drive carefully by his neighbour, he spat in their face and threatend he would kill them (OMG, he was just concerned yet he had to act they a douche)
  • He refused to pay someone because he was "Justin Bieber)
Okay, I am fucking serious now. When do we banish him from earth. He should be arrested!

I made this post because I commented on this forum *Click to enlarge*

Friday 17 January 2014

15 Facts About Me! ;)

*Marcus Butler's voice* Helloooo,
I just thought since most of you guys probably don't know much about me I would do a "15 facts about me" tag. Well, here it is :
  1. My name is Tegan
  2. I am 13 years old
  3. One of my favourite artists is Michael Buble
  4. I am Welsh
  5. I am a Youtube addict
  6. Pewdiepie, It'sGrace, Josh Hutcherson, One Direction & Michael Buble are my life
  7. Food is my favourite part of the day
  8. I read fanfiction (AND I AM PROUD)
  9. My OTP (One True Pairing) is Narry (Harry Styles & Niall Horan)
  10. I have a pet tortoise.
  11. I have a younger brother
  12. I am a girl
  13. I have a crush on a fictional character (Damn you Peeta Mellark)
  14. I cried after reading The Faults In Our Stars
  15. I just loooove the internet
Well, there we go. It's probably really boring since there is seriously nothing fascinating about me

Wednesday 15 January 2014

Locked out, yet again!

If you guys didn't know my X-heyhey-X account has been locked out. I didn't long ago get locked out for something I will admit is wrong. But now I have gotten locked out for 3 days for something I posted about 2 months ago!
Ok, Tiegsxox is my instagram name. I bet most of you reading this will think "Yeah, thats wrong. I don't know what you are complaining about you did deserve it". Well guess what? It's my choice whether I want to give my Instagram name out. It could be just an MSP Insta with pictures from MSP. You have no right to lock me out for this shit! Whoever the pathetic bitch that locked me out, I hope she/he gets locked out and grows up! IT'S MY DECISION NOT YOURS. I'm sorry I'm just pissed. You see I got elite VIP for a month and it runs out soon and I want to make the most of it. But guess what, now I can't. I am so angry I could kill a bitch.
BTW GUYS : If you wanted to know I will be on my brothers account, kayle25, for now on until I get unlocked.

Tuesday 14 January 2014

New levels

Hey guys!
The new levels came today and I just wanted to know what you think about them? I have seen forums about people wanting there to be only 25 levels not a 100 but there are others who love the new levels.
Personally, I don't really care. I have never thought much about my level and just spend my time on forums. I don't judge people by their levels where as I know some people do. They are just numbers to me.
Yeah, so I went up 5 levels today. I was originally level 12 but now I am level 17. How much did you level up??